Bitchin'.

Dan Harmon: I want to communicate. I'm going to step forward holding my hands in a non violent manner and I say, "Guys you are us, we are you. That means you don't want to do this either. Let's not do it together and we'll have twice as much a chance at that working. Of that working. You're probably drunk too a couple articles and prepositions aren't going to bug you. I wait for your answer take all the time you want." I step back.
Spencer: In unison the four draw their weapons.
Dan Harmon: You’re a fucking dick, Spencer! And you were born a dick and you’re gonna die a dick! You’re vindictive and you’re petty. This is why people don’t like Dungeons and Dragons! They think of nerds as being these people with all this anger welling inside them and they take it out on dice and things or they...Maybe we should go out on a football field and fuck each other up! If that's what you want! If you like pain! If you like discomfort LET'S GO PLAY FOOTBALL! You know this is supposed to be about fun! I don't wanna die! It's Mother's Day! She loves season four [of Community] If I die she won't even care! She won't notice! She was quoting lines I wasn't even there! She won't notice! She only knows I exist because of the fucking television and she's going, "Oh that was a good one!"

05/16/13

snowyanna:

Trust me, you need this in your life.

Best ever

this fucking better not get a milion fucking notes I will go indie asshole on all of you this IS MY LESLIE HALL THIS IS MINE

04/25/13

sean astin fucks a goat in honor of the boston marathon victims

04/15/13

Hey dudes

I am the child of satan with idle hands. I am the worst nightmare of my wildest dream. I am deleting this blog.

See you in the netherworld, beans.

03/27/13

(via rocklikebach)

03/21/13

uh god shut up jesus

03/20/13

jefferyself:

The movie Cole and I did for MTV premieres April 9th. It’s called “Ladies Man” and we play neither of those roles. Watch it if you’re not a horrible monster.

A THING HAPPENED AND I AM EXCITED ABOUT IT

03/19/13

chthonics:

cariad love forever

03/16/13

i would give my human soul to know whether or not Mrs. Prado still says “twits” instead of “tweets”

03/8/13

potterr:

fucking dead

(via veglawyer)

03/6/13

fuckyeahsexeducation:

latinosexuality:

milesjai:

itsnotthatfunnyisit:

saraadianee:

remember when baby spice sang about wearing a condom

remember when it took me over a decade to realize what she was singing about

welp

i remember when a ton of genres talked abt condoms and sti testing i.e. snoop “aint no pussy good enough to get burnt while i’m up in it” comes to mind among others.

This is why I miss the 90s and early 2000s.