Putting my poetry here because I want to be delusional about folks reading it.
While I was eating tacos
Which were at best mediocre
I saw a basketball game being shown
On a well-placed screen
“The Denver Nuggets must be the best-dressed team in the association.”
which is most of what I’m capable of saying
About a basketball game.
Now I’m realizing that it’s March
(which I know in the game of baskets and balls
and am unreasonably surprised
that this year, unlike all others before it,
I have not heard even a whisper on the wind
Of the hoots and howls
Of basketball plebeians
Which to me had become synonymous
With late February
And early March.
How really strange for this to be the moment
When I realized with such clarity
That things happen
in the world
Even when I’m unaware.
Dan Harmon: I want to communicate. I'm going to step forward holding my hands in a non violent manner and I say, "Guys you are us, we are you. That means you don't want to do this either. Let's not do it together and we'll have twice as much a chance at that working. Of that working. You're probably drunk too a couple articles and prepositions aren't going to bug you. I wait for your answer take all the time you want." I step back.
Spencer: In unison the four draw their weapons.
Dan Harmon: You’re a fucking dick, Spencer! And you were born a dick and you’re gonna die a dick! You’re vindictive and you’re petty. This is why people don’t like Dungeons and Dragons! They think of nerds as being these people with all this anger welling inside them and they take it out on dice and things or they...Maybe we should go out on a football field and fuck each other up! If that's what you want! If you like pain! If you like discomfort LET'S GO PLAY FOOTBALL! You know this is supposed to be about fun! I don't wanna die! It's Mother's Day! She loves season four [of Community] If I die she won't even care! She won't notice! She was quoting lines I wasn't even there! She won't notice! She only knows I exist because of the fucking television and she's going, "Oh that was a good one!"