May 2013
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Dan Harmon: I want to communicate. I'm going to step forward holding my hands in a non violent manner and I say, "Guys you are us, we are you. That means you don't want to do this either. Let's not do it together and we'll have twice as much a chance at that working. Of that working. You're probably drunk too a couple articles and prepositions aren't going to bug you. I wait for your answer take all the time you want." I step back.
Spencer: In unison the four draw their weapons.
Dan Harmon: You’re a fucking dick, Spencer! And you were born a dick and you’re gonna die a dick! You’re vindictive and you’re petty. This is why people don’t like Dungeons and Dragons! They think of nerds as being these people with all this anger welling inside them and they take it out on dice and things or they...Maybe we should go out on a football field and fuck each other up! If that's what you want! If you like pain! If you like discomfort LET'S GO PLAY FOOTBALL! You know this is supposed to be about fun! I don't wanna die! It's Mother's Day! She loves season four [of Community] If I die she won't even care! She won't notice! She was quoting lines I wasn't even there! She won't notice! She only knows I exist because of the fucking television and she's going, "Oh that was a good one!"
April 2013
sean astin fucks a goat in honor of the boston marathon victims
March 2013
Hey dudes
I am the child of satan with idle hands. I am the worst nightmare of my wildest dream. I am deleting this blog.
See you in the netherworld, beans.
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uh god shut up jesus
i would give my human soul to know whether or not Mrs. Prado still says “twits” instead of “tweets”
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February 2013
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Planned Bob Balaban Ban Panned
mrdestructo:
“We must have more Balabans!” demand Balaban clan.
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“If you treat your lovers as though they are interchangeable, they’ll be jealous....”
– Polyamory? (via xthread)
~tw mentions abuse in passin~
like yes all of this is nice… but jealousy is a fucked up concept that you OWN another person.
because yes you need to give each and every partner love respect and kindness, but you can give and give and it wont fucking matter if you...
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