Rap for Sibling Love
You don’t know it but you’re walking in my path now You don’t know how to flirt? Lemme show you how Youannoy me but I know you need a tutor. When we’re done You’ll be right fine suitor. You’re one lucky kid, you little bastard. Whining won’t get you a lady faster. Put your game face on, now, let’s begin ‘cause your eldest sister is a lesbian. (Riff) You’ll be the biggest womanizer in the...
Never too early for Resolutions, right?
So I had a lot of time to think today, and whether this is fortunate or unfortunate I shall know not, but my thoughts floated over to the philosophical-get-your-life-together-you-lazy-asshole area. Fearing that their trip over there would be cut short by interruptions or distractions, I started writing what came to mind on my leg. I do this more often than I think I do, and my left leg has...
I never knew how important physical contact and affection is to basic human existence. I usually find my solace in Yoga or my other family or baths, but there are some things that surrounding oneself with niceties just can’t replace: sex. Sex and love and infatuation and heartbreak and the like. There are gaps in an existence without a significant other that no amount of sun salutations...
Fine Young Wanna-bes.
So I’m trying to write a purposefully terrible song about how I want to bone the only one of my friends I find boneable. So I’m half-way through with the song, and the only part I’m proud of happens to be the chorus, and it goes a little something like this: I’m glad you’re not upset when I peer down your shirt (ohh oh oh oh) Tell me again You’d totally bone me if I had a...
Where's grandma? In the bear. →
Shit, guys, I’ve been watching 30 Rock instead of doing my self-portrait. Mr. Horn’s gonna kill me. I need to learn to love my art, or myself, whichever comes first.
It is most unfortunate that as a late late late late LATE birthday gift from my mother I received the latest in the Fable Saga, Fable III. Unfortunate because I HAVE DAYS TO COMPLETE AN ENGLISH PROJECT THAT WAS ASSIGNED MONTHS AGO. Curse my natural tendency to procrastinate. LIKE I’M DOING RIGHT NOW FFFFF. I didn’t really anticipate how much work being in two AP classes would be;...