January 2011
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Good things
I love being single. My fingers still smell like Los Burritos Locos. I rode the titan twice today. New year’s party tonight. Firecrackers. I have found that, in fact, I quite enjoy Skinny Puppy. I listened to the Radio Disney Jams 3 CD on my way to and techno jams home from Six Flags. I only spent 17 dollars TOTAL at the aforementioned theme park. I am the god of Cheap. This is...
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: SOMETIMES I THINK YOUR ARMS LOOK LIKE CHICKEN WINGS. AND NOT THE GOOD KIND. OHHH NO. NOT THE GOOD KIND.
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December 2010
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MOFO
MY MOTHERFUCKING SISTER JOINED TUMBLR. AND SHE FOUND ME SHE FOUND ALL OF US AALLLL OFFF USSSSS nobody is motherfucking safe. NOBODY (I’m kidding, Alison, calm yo tits)
Dec 31st
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30ROCK WHY YOU SO GOOD?
Can’t get enough.  Shit, yo. I LOVE IT. Also my Gem Sweater count is low, and I need to find more. TO GOODWILL, AWAAYYYYY.
Dec 31st
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Anonymous asked: SOMETIMES I THINK YOUR ARMS LOOK LIKE CHICKEN WINGS. AND NOT THE GOOD KIND. OHHH NO. NOT THE GOOD KIND.
Dec 31st
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THIS GIF THE BEST GIF
Dec 30th
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Ericka Listen to this →
Dec 30th
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Motherfucking top notch night.
Dec 30th
captain-amurica asked: HAN SOLO FOREVER.
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captain-amurica asked: HAN SOLO FOREVER.
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When people talk about rebooting a franchise
fuckyeahgirlcrush: like, say, “Hey, do you like Spiderman? Because they’re making a reboot movie.” My first thought is: THEY’RE MAKING A FUCKING REBOOT MOVIE?!
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TUMBLR WHY
Why do you take all my free time? Also, I look fucking adorable but my shit computer brahbrahbrah pictures brahbrah camera brahbrah I’m lazy. SO I CAN’T RECORD MY CUTENESS. FUCKING FRUSTRATING.
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Dec 25th
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It's Christmas in Berlin
Which means I’m not getting up even if Alison sits on my chest, screaming about Christmas and gifts and messiahs and whatnot.  I’m not getting up until A Prairie Home Companion comes on, bitches, and that’s final. (This announcement is relevant to below post)
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My license photo is approximately 2.75 times worse than the one on my permit.  Damn my cowlick, damn it straight to hell. DPS: 2, Katie: 0.
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