hotdog-highway: k8ie, this is what I tried to do...
fathergem asked: Dear KJVZ - why do people post pictures of iPhones on Tumblr? It's annoying.
I fucking love being fat so you can suck my dick but first you have to find it because I will sit just so that you have to lift up layers and layers of my luxuirous flesh to get to the goods and your body issues will not allow you to have the strength to lift them all up so you’ll exhaust all your energies on finding my dick so you can suck it and you never will
hotdog-highway: Leslie & The Ly’s - Danga...
fuck I am nervous for tomorrow.
Only 10 will go on in the hope of Becoming America’s next Top Nipple
callista-gingrich asked: ALLISON FUCKING HARVARD. Is great. I am elated that you appreciate her, KATIE.
judgejudyisprobablynotavegan: i just did the macarena and spilt my açai berry juice i guess my macarena is ‘out of control’ EVERYTHING YOU POST
Mark Mothersbaugh walked into a bar and asked for...
theleftamygdala: THE BARMAN REPLIED “I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT A BAR IS.”
dudels: Most of the models these days look like poster girls for living with disability???
GUYS I’M GOING TO ALL OF THESE MINUS NEW ORLEANS SERIOUSLY FOR SERIOUS GODDAMMIT
FOUR FUCKING TICKETS TO YO GABBA GABBA ON SUNDAY...
FUCKING LESLIE HALL furgirfklghsdlghhlskghslghalgh;asdgha;lghakldgh I gotta email her about this.
SEAN ASTIN STOP IT