December 2011
hotdog-highway:
k8ie, this is what I tried to do...
fathergem asked: Dear KJVZ - why do people post pictures of iPhones on Tumblr? It's annoying.
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I fucking love being fat so you can suck my dick
but first you have to find it
because I will sit just so that you have to lift up layers and layers of my luxuirous flesh to get to the goods
and your body issues will not allow you to have the strength to lift them all up
so you’ll exhaust all your energies on finding my dick so you can suck it
and you never will
hotdog-highway:
Leslie & The Ly’s - Danga...
fuck I am nervous for tomorrow.
November 2011
Only 10 will go on in the hope of
Becoming
America’s
next
Top
Nipple
callista-gingrich asked: ALLISON FUCKING HARVARD. Is great. I am elated that you appreciate her, KATIE.
GLITTERSHITTER EVERYBODY
judgejudyisprobablynotavegan:
i just did the macarena and spilt my açai berry juice
i guess my macarena is ‘out of control’
EVERYTHING YOU POST
Mark Mothersbaugh walked into a bar and asked for...
theleftamygdala:
THE BARMAN REPLIED “I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT A BAR IS.”
dudels:
Most of the models these days look like poster girls for living with disability???
GUYS
I’M GOING TO ALL OF THESE MINUS NEW ORLEANS SERIOUSLY FOR SERIOUS GODDAMMIT
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FOUR FUCKING TICKETS TO YO GABBA GABBA ON SUNDAY...
FUCKING LESLIE HALL
furgirfklghsdlghhlskghslghalgh;asdgha;lghakldgh
I gotta email her about this.
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SEAN ASTIN STOP IT
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