frustratedfireworks: Two and a half months to Berlin/Vienna/Prague. My excitement is bowel movement inducing. I am excited! JENNA IS THE BEST AND I TOO AM EXCITED
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sometimes my self-obsession is a discursive tool...
Sam wants to destroy Frodo's ring.
thegovernmenthookerr: I mean I didn’t get the joke immediately but it’s hella solid.
SERIOUSLY EVERYBODY COME
hey I’m just saying I’m having a NEW YEARS party tonight and you should come.
I'm sign waving at 7am tomorrow.
WE SHOULD ALL THANK IAN MCKELLEN FOR BEING NOT ONLY A FLOSSY FUCKER BUT ALSO A TOLKIEN STICKLER
I DON'T WANT TO BE THAT GUY
Tune in Tokyo
I will try my fucking hardest not to subject any child I encounter or rear to gender binary Fuck that Shit
thing I am most excited for in Berlin graffiti
I’m an atheist. The good news about atheists is that we have no mandate to...– — Paula Poundstone, There’s Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say, 2006. As I’ve said before, until we start knocking on your doors and shouting on your street corners, you might want to ease up on calling us pushy atheists. Almost every atheist I know who was raised religious has come to...
I’m just saying I know a person named Haylie Hartman and she is nothing like Phil Hartman
Katie: what is the premise of our rap?
Lindsey, after some thought: Sméagol
lindsey: well katie what do you want to wear at the renaissance fair next year
katie: i really want to be a hobbit, so i can lift up my skirts and show everyone my hairy legs!!
lindsey: ok i can cut off my pubic hair and glue it to your feet!!