March 2011
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February 2011
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My Train of Thought whilst watching the Oscars:
Holy shit look how good Anne Hathaway’s boobs look in that dress, oh my god, look how stoned James Franco is! Look at his eyes! He’s so stoned. Oh, really? That’s nice! WHAT THE SHIT MADAGASCAR SHOULD HAVE WON. All the live-action short films look wildly depressing. Oh god, Kirk Douglas, how old are you? Stop grabbing her tits, please, that’s horribly rude. WHAT...
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I fucking cried when those damned Aussies won that...
MADAGASCAR WAS SO MUCH BETTER.
I suggest watching it, the animation is superb. Beautiful work, Bastien Du Bois.
Fucking Lost Thing.
What the shit was that even about?
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Also, as an addendum to my last post, Resa didn't...
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Oh, god.
Oh god, tumblr. I have so much to tell you.
Last night I had my 21-year-old nookie-pal over for some smokin’ and sexin’. You should’ve seen me, bro, I was making the most pained expression during the act, I’m so glad the lights were off so she couldn’t see me grimacing like Grimace not Grimace.
I like sex, I do, really. But I’m starting to think, perhaps,...
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I'm so excited to be getting my jacket today.
I must level up as God of Cheap.
$5 coat here I cooome!
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“My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying...”
– Rita Mae Brown (via shessoheavyheavy)
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I'm so afraid.
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So I may have ruined my Mother's otherwise perfect...
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I pimpwalked right out of History and into the...
http://unflatteringlwordcaps.tumblr.com/
lolwat
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I just had a bagel.
EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS.
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I fucking love blue eyes.
Any girl with big, blue eyes looks at me for an extended period of time I’m like
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My diabetic grandma ate a Snickers and then slept...
My mom, her friend and I were all like :
“OMG DIABETIC COMAAAAAA.”
But we just let her sleep.
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Well, SOMEBODY'S bound to find me attractive.
maybe
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I'm going to have a motherfucking bath.
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I’m a little fucked for the test tomorrow, but I really don’t give a damn.
I’ve just recently begun to actually care about things like my grades or my family; it’s really stressful and I’m not fond of it. I just spent a good half hour telling my parents that government-run schools are bullshit and I don’t need a husband or wife to support me financially and I...
t0rment2004:
This is way better than most of the...
rightnowradio asked: On your Audrey - Ke$ha post.... Ms. Hepburn nearly died of anorexia. While Ke$ha is gross and classless, at least she portrays a healthy body image for impressionable youth. Any mention of that? Shame.
