April 2011
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Apr 1st
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I'm okay with my body type.
I feel fine, I’m happy here. People who worry about their weight at the risk of their health or happiness confound me. On an unrelated note, let me poser un question:   Why do I feel so good about tomorrow?
Apr 1st
Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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Working on my pseudohawk.
I think I’ll shape it up and then bleach it.
Apr 1st
Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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March 2011
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Yogalates time, wangs.
Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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“My hat goes off to them. It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that...”
– Tina Fey (in response to claims that women are not funny)
Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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My mother and I, nay ten minutes ago.
Enter: me, eating bagel.
Mom: We have all this great food in the house; why are you eating bread?
Me: 'Cause I fucking love bread, mommy.
Mom: Ookay.
Me, after a short pause: Mom?
Mom: Yes?
Me: If one day I own and operate a Boulangerie, I will weigh 400 pounds and be so goddamn happy about it.
Mom: Okay, Katie.
Mar 31st
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Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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“They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone...”
– Amy Poehler on American Apparel  (via feministpizza)
Mar 30th
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I fucking hate all of you.
Especially you.  You cockfart. Can I not just have one minute of self-esteem? Crying over here, man.  Even though I knew you were right.  They’re always right. I know I don’t know shit, I know I’m not good at shit, I’m a fucking talentless wad. Exposing the known is fucking dumb. 
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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I made a dumb video of myself playing the Ukulele.
Posting is questionable forbidden.   Apparently I’m fucking awful at ukulele and generally void of musical talent altogether, so there shall be no uke tonight or any other night.
Mar 30th
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Listensantanasgaypanic: powerlesbian: ...
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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"Resa Jones posted on your wall."
Mar 30th
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WatchWatch
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
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I only remain on tumblr until I feel the need to...
Then I sit and read for three hours until the tops of my knees are numb.
Mar 29th
Mar 29th
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I wanna go back to Scottsdale.
Mar 29th
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It's like they Borrowed the Entire NBC Page... →
Mar 29th
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“Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes...”
– Gary Edward “Garrison” Keillor (via awakencrystals)
Mar 29th
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We're Wobegon: Garrison Keillor Says He's Retiring... →
iamcharlotteaddams: The Minnesota Public Radio CEO seems to think it’s all pish-posh and I hope he’s right. If Garrison Keillor retires before I realize my lifelong dream of seeing PHC live I’m not going to be happy. Also: If Garrison Keillor retires ever. I JUST WEPT  AGAIN GARRISON. But I love you.
Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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publicplanet: Listen to Ira Glass and the guy from Ok Go explain net neutrality. Also, did not know This American Life is the biggest podcast in the country Ira Glass just slaughter my sexual preference with your voice.
Mar 29th
Mar 29th
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