I'm okay with my body type.
I feel fine, I’m happy here. People who worry about their weight at the risk of their health or happiness confound me. On an unrelated note, let me poser un question: Why do I feel so good about tomorrow?
Working on my pseudohawk.
I think I’ll shape it up and then bleach it.
Yogalates time, wangs.
My hat goes off to them. It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that...– Tina Fey (in response to claims that women are not funny)
My mother and I, nay ten minutes ago.
Enter: me, eating bagel.
Mom: We have all this great food in the house; why are you eating bread?
Me: 'Cause I fucking love bread, mommy.
Me, after a short pause: Mom?
Me: If one day I own and operate a Boulangerie, I will weigh 400 pounds and be so goddamn happy about it.
Mom: Okay, Katie.
They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone...– Amy Poehler on American Apparel (via feministpizza)
I fucking hate all of you.
Especially you. You cockfart. Can I not just have one minute of self-esteem? Crying over here, man. Even though I knew you were right. They’re always right. I know I don’t know shit, I know I’m not good at shit, I’m a fucking talentless wad. Exposing the known is fucking dumb.
I made a dumb video of myself playing the Ukulele.
Posting is questionable forbidden. Apparently I’m fucking awful at ukulele and generally void of musical talent altogether, so there shall be no uke tonight or any other night.
santanasgaypanic: powerlesbian: ...
"Resa Jones posted on your wall."
I only remain on tumblr until I feel the need to...
Then I sit and read for three hours until the tops of my knees are numb.
I wanna go back to Scottsdale.
It's like they Borrowed the Entire NBC Page... →
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes...– Gary Edward “Garrison” Keillor (via awakencrystals)
We're Wobegon: Garrison Keillor Says He's Retiring... →
iamcharlotteaddams: The Minnesota Public Radio CEO seems to think it’s all pish-posh and I hope he’s right. If Garrison Keillor retires before I realize my lifelong dream of seeing PHC live I’m not going to be happy. Also: If Garrison Keillor retires ever. I JUST WEPT AGAIN GARRISON. But I love you.
publicplanet: Listen to Ira Glass and the guy from Ok Go explain net neutrality. Also, did not know This American Life is the biggest podcast in the country Ira Glass just slaughter my sexual preference with your voice.