Bitchin'.

y’all I am just saying none of YOU CIOULD EVR ELOEV LESLIE HALL LIKE I DO OKAY ALIRHGT 

real actual love that you can never understand

Kiss in the Dark — Neon and Nude

please move in we’ve been dating for all of two weeks straight

your place is so small and it’s ten whole minutes away

it smells like smoke but you don’t use cigarettes

and there’s never enough three-prong electric outlets

you could sublease to a coworker just don’t mention the aggressive raccoons

we could go to the market

we could kiss in the dark

and we could go tell a neighbor we’re doing fine

‘cause ever since the day I asked if you wanted to stay

ever since that day you became mine

I have pots but nooo pans

I’ve got lamps but no nightstands

we could combine our collections

mix our socks in one drawer

sign up for a CSA

take turns sweeping the floor

if I moved in you’d have to make some extra space

maybe move your laundry piles to a different place

I’ve got very dense hair, I’ve been known to clog a drain

well then I’ll switch to bigger pipes to accommodate the mane

we could go to the market

we could kiss in the dark

and we could go tell a neighbor we’re doing fine

‘cause ever since the day you asked if I wanted to stay

ever since that day you became mine

we’ll need a seperate holder for our second toilet paper

we can agree on a bedtime but not a vagina-scraper 

you like quilted and two-ply that’s too linty for me

One-ply?  That’s like rubbing yourself with LEAVES down there

I’ve got and itch, could you scratch it?

I’ve got a splinter, could you grasp it?

You’ve got a cat but I’m allergic.

Well, that’s why they invented Zyrtec!

I could teach you how to sew, if you teach me how to bake

Call up the Landlord, I’ve got a lease to break.

Let’s go the the market

Let’s kiss in the dark

Let’s go tell a neighbor we’re doing fine

‘cause ever since the day I asked if you wanted to stay

ever since that day you became mine

thank you

I downloaded Willow Don’t Cry like two weeks ago and it’s still not on my ipod

what have I been doing for two weeks