Oscar night with my dad
Includes:
us groaning slightly every time The Help (RAH RAH WHITE PEOPLE) is mentioned,
watching the Cirque du Soleil performance three (he wanted four+) times,
us flipping shit over red carpet dresses,
getting pissed over the lack of chocolate cake in my house,
us threatening to make a “feminist Zach Galafanakis” meme
Mourning the winner of best animated short film (Wild Life should have won)
Him falling asleep before Best Picture announcement
swooning over how gorgeous Penelope Cruz and Nameless French Actor are
White wine
Making fun of my mom
Telling my sister and her bum friends to kindly gtfo
“Billy Crystal’s just now old enough for this shit”
Expressing unhappy flail at the mere mention of Rick Santorum
“TINA FEY”
“TIM GUNN”
End of list.
bunch of shit due tomorrow
work from 4 to 9
two tests on thursday
woke up late
went to bed late
didn’t do yoga this morning
no breakfast
but jenna bought me a pop tart
and then Rose brought cake in
and I took a satisfying poop
and like magic my day was fantastic
Lol do the people liking that post know what I look like?
Solidbutter.tumblr.com/tagged/me
Yeah, I thought so.
Two american history blogs found my Ben Franklin pooptrait and were audibly confused.
I just really want you guys to take a good look at my shirt.
see this shirt? this is an extra tee shirt that was given the Micheal Jackson: This Is It movie crew.
My dad picked it up at a theatre, it was still in the plastic wrap and had never been opened. He took it from a garbage pile and proceeded to giftwrap it for christmas without opening it.
long story short, this bitch unwrapped a Micheal Jackson:This is It film crew tee shirt for christmas. suck on that.
