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I’ll never get caught… I’m on a mission from God. #bluesbrothers #me

I’ll never get caught… I’m on a mission from God. #bluesbrothers #me

I WROTE A SUPER CUTE POEM INSPIRED BY THE SONG CALLED BUTTERCUP BY POCKET VINYL WHICH I HEARD ON A PODCAST TOTALLY UNRELATED TO MUSIC BUT THAT IS NOT THE POINT 

 


do you want to hear my poem

Literally me at work 25/8

Literally me at work 25/8

LOOK HOW GORGEOUS I AM DUDES LOOK GOD I AM ONE DROP DEAD ASSHOLE

LOOK HOW GORGEOUS I AM DUDES LOOK GOD I AM ONE DROP DEAD ASSHOLE

My dad’s friend Darshan came back from India and got him these  beedies which he then gave to me 

They’re little cigarettes rolled in leaves and with a string denoting when te tobacco ends and leaf butt begins 

I like them a lot INDIA YEAH

My dad’s friend Darshan came back from India and got him these beedies which he then gave to me

They’re little cigarettes rolled in leaves and with a string denoting when te tobacco ends and leaf butt begins

I like them a lot INDIA YEAH

So I’m laying in bed with my dog and I just got back from my girlfriend’s house 

We had so much good sex and I spent so much good, worthwhile time with her today it was hard going home knowing I won’t see her again until February maybe 

Classes start on Monday and I’m as giddily excited about them as terrified

I have to get up for work in just a few hours, and I’m dreading trying to sleep

If I was the type to make new year’s resolutions I would make this one: disconnect from the phone, reintegrate into the physical space around me and the opportunities held therein

So I’m laying in bed with my dog and I just got back from my girlfriend’s house

We had so much good sex and I spent so much good, worthwhile time with her today it was hard going home knowing I won’t see her again until February maybe

Classes start on Monday and I’m as giddily excited about them as terrified

I have to get up for work in just a few hours, and I’m dreading trying to sleep

If I was the type to make new year’s resolutions I would make this one: disconnect from the phone, reintegrate into the physical space around me and the opportunities held therein

I lOST A BALL

I lOST A BALL

I have a thing now

I have a thing now

BOUGHT SOME STUFF AT GOODWILL I THOUGHT WAS NOT GOING TO FIT BUT IT DOES 

adding ever still to my incredible gym-swaddling cloth hoard

BOUGHT SOME STUFF AT GOODWILL I THOUGHT WAS NOT GOING TO FIT BUT IT DOES

adding ever still to my incredible gym-swaddling cloth hoard

HOW DAREST THOU ASK THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE CTHULHU TO TAKE YOU TO THE HALF PRICE BOOKS GRANDMA

HOW DAREST THOU ASK THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE CTHULHU TO TAKE YOU TO THE HALF PRICE BOOKS GRANDMA

Awkward terrifying selfies

Awkward terrifying selfies

outside staring at the sky and reading the hobbit

outside staring at the sky and reading the hobbit

Oh if tayler could see me now

Oh if tayler could see me now

ENTHUSIAST.
OBSERVER.
APPRECIATOR.

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