OH GOD I TOOK THIS SO LONG AGO
POST-LESLIE HALL ELATION POOPTRAIT
at the Bryan Street Tavern in Dallas, on Sunday March 4th.
It’s so funny, it doesn’t feel like two weeks at all since then.
This is pretty much right after I stepped out off of that stage and out of that tiny little room and before I met Leslie face-a-lady
this is by far the nicest chicken express bathroom I’ve ever been in
gong hay fat choy
GUESS WHAT I AM IN THE BATHROOM AT ASIAN TOP BUFFET
IF I LOOK FRIGHTENED THERE IS REASON FOR THAT
THE DOOR DID NOT OPEN VERY EASILY ON MY WAY IN HERE
I AM AFEARED THAT IT WILL FAIL ENTIRELY ON MY WAY OUT AND I WILL BE TRAPPED HERE
I couldn’t bear to shoot a Benjamin Franklin pooptrait in a modern day bathroom so I took that mess outside.
so, pictured here is Benjamin Franklin pooping in his back yard in Philadelphia, reading the publication of a colleague.