OH GOD I TOOK THIS SO LONG AGO
my brother brought me a bowl of strawberry shortcake on the john and I ate it without qualm
what does that say about me
What is most likely either DFW or Washington-Dulles airport, day of the trip.
THOUGHTS AT THE TAKING OF THIS:
shit shit shit
where is my picture of rosencrantz
GOOD GOD I’M GOING TO EUROPE
i hope we don’t die
whoops i forgot to pooptrait sitting down so i’ll just lean my foot up on it
lean my foot up on it
yeah
POST-LESLIE HALL ELATION POOPTRAIT
at the Bryan Street Tavern in Dallas, on Sunday March 4th.
It’s so funny, it doesn’t feel like two weeks at all since then.
This is pretty much right after I stepped out off of that stage and out of that tiny little room and before I met Leslie face-a-lady
bunch of shit due tomorrow
work from 4 to 9
two tests on thursday
woke up late
went to bed late
didn’t do yoga this morning
no breakfast
but jenna bought me a pop tart
and then Rose brought cake in
and I took a satisfying poop
and like magic my day was fantastic
gong hay fat choy
GUESS WHAT I AM IN THE BATHROOM AT ASIAN TOP BUFFET
IF I LOOK FRIGHTENED THERE IS REASON FOR THAT
THE DOOR DID NOT OPEN VERY EASILY ON MY WAY IN HERE
I AM AFEARED THAT IT WILL FAIL ENTIRELY ON MY WAY OUT AND I WILL BE TRAPPED HERE
