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If you’re gonna poop anywhere, poop in te Grapevine library bathroom

If you’re gonna poop anywhere, poop in te Grapevine library bathroom

I am so fucking excited to have the day off tomorrow you don’t even understand me

I am so fucking excited to have the day off tomorrow you don’t even understand me

OH GOD I TOOK THIS SO LONG AGO

my brother brought me a bowl of strawberry shortcake on the john and I ate it without qualm
what does that say about me

my brother brought me a bowl of strawberry shortcake on the john and I ate it without qualm

what does that say about me

What is most likely either DFW or Washington-Dulles airport, day of the trip.
THOUGHTS AT THE TAKING OF THIS:

shit shit shit
where is my picture of rosencrantz
GOOD GOD I’M GOING TO EUROPE
i hope we don’t die
whoops i forgot to pooptrait sitting down so i’ll just lean my foot up on it
lean my foot up on it
yeah

What is most likely either DFW or Washington-Dulles airport, day of the trip.

THOUGHTS AT THE TAKING OF THIS:

shit shit shit

where is my picture of rosencrantz

GOOD GOD I’M GOING TO EUROPE

i hope we don’t die

whoops i forgot to pooptrait sitting down so i’ll just lean my foot up on it

lean my foot up on it

yeah

POST-LESLIE HALL ELATION POOPTRAIT

at the Bryan Street Tavern in Dallas, on Sunday March 4th.
It’s so funny, it doesn’t feel like two weeks at all since then.
This is pretty much right after I stepped out off of that stage and out of that tiny little room and before I met Leslie face-a-lady 

POST-LESLIE HALL ELATION POOPTRAIT

at the Bryan Street Tavern in Dallas, on Sunday March 4th.

It’s so funny, it doesn’t feel like two weeks at all since then.

This is pretty much right after I stepped out off of that stage and out of that tiny little room and before I met Leslie face-a-lady 

it smells like sweaty vagina in here

it smells like sweaty vagina in here

Leotard Shopping Pooptrait

Leotard Shopping Pooptrait

this is by far the nicest chicken express bathroom I’ve ever been in

this is by far the nicest chicken express bathroom I’ve ever been in

bunch of shit due tomorrow
work from 4 to 9
two tests on thursday
woke up late
went to bed late
didn’t do yoga this morning
no breakfast
but jenna bought me a pop tart
and then Rose brought cake in
and I took a satisfying poop
and like magic my day was fantastic

bunch of shit due tomorrow
work from 4 to 9
two tests on thursday
woke up late
went to bed late
didn’t do yoga this morning

no breakfast

but jenna bought me a pop tart

and then Rose brought cake in

and I took a satisfying poop

and like magic my day was fantastic

gong hay fat choy
GUESS WHAT I AM IN THE BATHROOM AT ASIAN TOP BUFFET
IF I LOOK FRIGHTENED THERE IS REASON FOR THAT
THE DOOR DID NOT OPEN VERY EASILY ON MY WAY IN HERE
I AM AFEARED THAT IT WILL FAIL ENTIRELY ON MY WAY OUT AND I WILL BE TRAPPED HERE

gong hay fat choy

GUESS WHAT I AM IN THE BATHROOM AT ASIAN TOP BUFFET

IF I LOOK FRIGHTENED THERE IS REASON FOR THAT

THE DOOR DID NOT OPEN VERY EASILY ON MY WAY IN HERE

I AM AFEARED THAT IT WILL FAIL ENTIRELY ON MY WAY OUT AND I WILL BE TRAPPED HERE

WELCOME TO COFFEE WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU TODAY

WELCOME TO COFFEE WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU TODAY

ENTHUSIAST.
OBSERVER.
APPRECIATOR.

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